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« on: May 01, 2009, 08:23:51 am »
Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it and almost too late realizes there is yet another directly in his path. He swerves again and soon realizes that his drive home has turned into a slalom course causing him to veer from side to side. Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop.

The officer approaches the car and asks Paddy what the hell he was doing. Paddy explains the story of the trees and the officer cuts him off part way through.... "fer chrissakes Paddy, that's yer air freshener!".


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